Ladies, take the Pledge:
Gonna Be A Bear
In this life I am a woman. In my next life, I am going to come back a bear. When you are a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you are supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.
As a mama bear, you birth your babies (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that!
When you are a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business! You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too. I could deal with that.
Finally, if you are a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, definitely, gonna be a bear!
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A Love Kiss
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Under Development
In 2015
Bear Bottom Books
will be bringing to kids of all ages the
following:
Adventure, Mystery, History, Animal, and Children's Stories
Online and eBooks
We will have special features
and serial stories
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